- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

guess what chicken butt

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Black people

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Barbara Streisand

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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