- Anti Joke

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights