Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Smelly Indians.

Waffles ate my grandma

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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