Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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