Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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My friend harris is fat.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Roses are red.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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