- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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