- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

YO FACE

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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