- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What do you call a black man? Black

2 + 2 = 4

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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