Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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Cancer.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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