- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

2 + 2 = 4

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What do you call a black man? Black

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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