Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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