What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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