Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Who is John Galt?

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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