- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Womens rights

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

whats yellow? lots of things.

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