After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Chuck norris

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Matt is a Duster!

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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