A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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I regret everything.....

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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my gramma died

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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