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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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