- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Arrow in the Knee!

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

CAVE JOHNSON.

White men's rights

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