- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

A chicken walks into a barn.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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