- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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