- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

You're tall.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Woman rights.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

So a seal walks into a club.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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