- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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