- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

whats funnier than 24? 25

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Velcro. What a rip off.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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