- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

no really what are ur names?

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What's a joke? Funny

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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