- Anti Joke

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

no really what are ur names?

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle