What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Dumb

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

What did david give back? Nothing.

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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