- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

ejaculation JLR

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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