- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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