Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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everybody loves raymond

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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