- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Roses are red.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Womans baksetball...

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

why did sally drown cause she was black

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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