- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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