Barack Obama plays basketball

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

what do you call a black guy african american

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Sammi suck kyles chode

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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