why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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weston cage

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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derp

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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