What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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