- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

I work at jcpenny

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

masturbating on a tarc bus

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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