What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

im @ work, LOL.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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