- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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