- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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