What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Knock, Knock ...

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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