Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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PEANIS!

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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What happen? Idk...

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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