Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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