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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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this is stupid .... yep

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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