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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

no really what are ur names?

A midget walked under a bar.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive