Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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sorry got to poo

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