- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

im @ work, LOL.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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