- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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