- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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