your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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