Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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