- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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