What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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