Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Of course, first door on your left

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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