- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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