- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

why is pie good. because it just is.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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