What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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