- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Do you love me? No.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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