- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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What do black people eat? Food.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why was the man sad? his wife died

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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