What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

david poredos

knock knock There's no door

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Women's rights...

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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