- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Barack Obama

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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