- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Women's rights...

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Get some flipping new jokes people

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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