What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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