What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Women can vote? WTF

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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haha black people :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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whats a joke

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How you know when dislextic

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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