how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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u suck

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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