- Anti Joke

So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

whats dumb and small? dandruff

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Whats white? A fridge

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Shea's sty....

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.