- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

ecks! why zee?

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

sadf

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

And Stephen Hawking said.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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