Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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