A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Logan's gay

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

there once was a black man who played basketball

SBB

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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