my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

69

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...