why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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