- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

thomas!!!!

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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