- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]