are you gay does your mom know

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Testicles.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Your mom

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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