- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

i keep getting thumbs down...

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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